It’s true that I do enjoy cooking, and at the time these photos were taken I was in fact making dinner (my famous summer dish: brie and mango-stuffed chicken breasts wrapped in bacon).

However, we’re going to have a lot of fun making fun of terrible cooking advice.

However, I do recommend not leaving dead hookers in your closet, since they do stink. Plus, you don’t want to take the risk of being caught with a dead hooker and having to explain it to the alive hooker you plan to kill later.

Just saying.