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Temple: Assassin 32

August 17th, 2010 | by Trevor
Posted In: web comics

Temple is going on a temporary hiatus for a while. Both Olivia and I thank you so much for reading and hope that you have enjoyed the stories her and I have been toiling over for the past 2 years. Me telling them with my words, and her telling them with her pictures.

But not to worry, this is not the end…but the beginning!

For now, though, we’re taking a break.

Thanks again!

└ Tags: abraham, amadeus, assassin, delays, hiatus, temple
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Temple: Assassin 30

August 9th, 2010 | by Trevor
Posted In: web comics

The old man narrator continues to talk to the mysterious person in the room with him. The person he’s been narrating to this whole time. Who could it be? We’ll find out before this story is over.

└ Tags: abraham, assassin, marielle, narrator, seymour, tojin
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@$$hole!: Eewbies

August 4th, 2010 | by Trevor
Posted In: web comics

I was riding the train home from work trying to find inspiration around me, when I saw someone standing on the platform that wearing something that I didn’t want to see them wearing. Being the respectful and mature person that I am I thought to myself, “Eeeeeeeeeewwww, those are some gross boobies.”

And then I got to thinking about people on the internet, and their fascination with gross things. Like two girls and a cup (don’t google search it). And then “eewbies” where born.

Sorry for the lack of posts lately, I’ve been swamped trying to launch my first non-self published work. Reading with Pictures is an anthology that I have an 8-page story in, and it’s available at your local comic store today. And if they don’t have it, order it! It has some amazing stories from various creators throughout the industry, including Jill Thompson, Russell Lissau, John Bivens, Joe Dunn and Phil Chan, and many others. Myself among them.

If you pre-ordered your copy through kickstarter, you’re awesome. They should be arriving in the mail soon.

I’ll be at Challengers this weekend for the kick-off party, and we’ll have the world premiere of the book at Wizard World Chicago (Chicago Comic Con) at the end of the month.

Be sure to ask for the book from your local comic store. It’s going to be an awesome read!

└ Tags: bewbies, boobies, boobs, eewbies, gross, youtube
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Temple: Assassin

August 3rd, 2010 | by Trevor
Posted In: web comics

The old man narrator reveals that we may have seen him before….but where?

└ Tags: assassin, marielle, narrator, seymour, tojin
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Temple: Assassin 29

July 26th, 2010 | by Trevor
Posted In: web comics

Sorry for not posting last week. Olivia got the page to me on time, but I was swamped and unable to get it posted before Monday. To give her enough lead time on the rest of the pages (story’s almost over), I decided to postpone updating.

Here we see more scheming from Cardinal Milikin, with his usual cronies: Malukai and Kidjo (the man with beady eyes).

And who do we have in the folder? It looks like the bandit leader from the original Temple series to me…. ;)

More to come next Monday!

└ Tags: abraham, assassin, cardinal milikin, kidjo, malukai, marielle, milikin, prophecy, seymour, tojin
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@$$hole!: Lover’s Lament

July 16th, 2010 | by Trevor
Posted In: web comics

The return of Cynthia the TV (which is an LG, which is a brand made in Korea, hence the asian reference). I figured a bickering moment between the TV (picking up on my dating woes) and the PS3 wanting companionship – however unrequited it may be.

To me this can be comedy. It’s also another chance to play with the new camera. It’s also an excuse to get a comic up, because this weekend I’m back in Ann Arbor attending my friend’s wedding.

Enjoy your weekend, everyone! I’m going to get my drink on at the reception and flirt with bride’s maids. :P

└ Tags: cynthia, lg, ps3, three-way, tv, video games
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@$$hole!: Why Am I Single, Again?

July 14th, 2010 | by Trevor
Posted In: web comics

Another profile steal (and the return of shirtless Trevor, sporting my Halloween get-up from 2008 as Spider from Transmetropolitan). But my 3-month experiment on match.com is about to come to a close, and it’s dangerously close to being an expensive failure. Like my previous experiences with online dating, there’s a whole lot of sending e-mails out and never hearing back. I don’t know if the women aren’t reading them, the women are reading them and ignoring me, or the profiles aren’t actually people at all.

In a numbers game, you’d imagine that at least 10% of the people you e-mail would return the message in some way. In the 3 months I’ve been on the site I’ve e-mailed over 300 women. I’ve heard back from 4 people.

1) “We’d be a great match, but I’m moving away tomorrow.” – yeah, she didn’t move. Or she didn’t update her profile location.
2) “My profile is ending, e-mail me here.” – So I do. And I don’t hear back.
3) “My profile is ending, e-mail me here.” – So I do, and we exchange a few e-mails. Then she drops off the face of the earth.
4) “Go f- yourself.” – Her profile then later said that she hated when people didn’t read her profile, which said that she was 33, and then her profile description said that she was 39…go figure.

I’ve met people at conventions and whatnot that have had a lot of success with online dating, and that’s always encouraging to me. So I keep trying. I’m going to give another site a shot, but I’m not encouraged.

I’ve been wracking my brain thinking about where to meet a girl that I’d get along with. I have no desire to meet someone at a bar (or god forbid, a club), but the benefit there is that you at least know that the girl is over 21. But the places where I would meet a girl I think would have similar interests include: conventions, comic stores, book stores, library, or maybe a movie theater.

But the important thing to take away from this is that you’re not going to meet anyone sitting at home playing video games. Going out, putting yourself into a position to meet someone – that’s an important first step. It’s summertime in Chicago, and I’ve been going out to meet single ladies. Sadly, while I’m looking for them at the bookstore, they all appear to be at the beach.

And I sunburn easily. :P

└ Tags: dating, eharomny, geek2geek, match.com, okcupid, online dating, plentyoffish, single, singles, spider, transmetropolitan, warren ellis
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@$$hole!: Book Club

July 9th, 2010 | by Trevor
Posted In: web comics

I beat God of War 3 over the holiday weekend, and I guessed it right: Aphrodite is the only god that you don’t kill. Aphrodite is also the only god (or character) in the game that you have sex with. Coincidence, I think not?

The thing that bugs me about a game like God of War is that it’s okay for Kratos to be blood thirsty and so blinded by rage that he rips of heads and holds them for light sources in front of little girls, but he can only have consensual sex. Kratos is the kind of guy who would rape and pillage his way through the world of Greek mythology. He has, in fact, which is (sorry for the spoilers) why he killed his own family blinded by his blood lust and had to go on this revenge story in the first place. He’s his own worst enemy.

So why the sudden moral conscious? Why the reserve? And if he can control that, why can’t he control his urge to gut and behead? I’ve found a character flaw.

But I digress. Aphrodite was the Greek goddess of love, and her method to conflict resolution was essentially to bang until the conflict was resolved. In God of War 3, anyway. Not that it actually resolved anything. But there’s also a secondary meaning to the title of the book, which is a very laissez faire hands-off method of conflict resolution. When I thought up the idea, it tickled me a bit.

I’m going to try to review the game soon (God of War 3). There’s a lot of stuff on the list to review. Toy Story 3 among them. But a little patience with me, if you will. Summer is here, and it’s a fun time in the city!

└ Tags: aphrodite, god of war, greek goddess, greek gods, screw it, sex
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@$$hole!: A Funny Strip

July 7th, 2010 | by Trevor
Posted In: web comics

It’s been a while since I’ve gone on a good rant, and this one’s been stewing for a while now. In the time that it takes you to read this strip, enough oil will have spilled out into the Gulf to have fueled your car for two weeks. Possibly more. And they can’t even fix this before August at the earliest? You have got to be kidding me.

Maybe I’m channeling my inner Dennis Leary, but I think that everyone involved with the Gulf spill and all of the big wigs at the company should be forced to clean up the mess without pay for the rest of their lives. And if they’re old or slow, then their family should be “strongly encouraged” to help. This is something that is going to affect that area of the world for the next several centuries. And when they raise the price of gas anytime within the next 3 years, I’ll be sending my bill to BP.

I watched the congressional hearing briefly, which was basically the government saying, “We’re doing something about it, we swear,” but then they let the guy off with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. “Don’t do it. Clean it up.” Boo hoo. Congress really doesn’t have any power or control over the situation, so all they can really do is put the guy on national TV and humiliate him for an hour. Makes the elected officials feel like they’re doing something, and makes the people who elected them feel like something’s getting done.

Meanwhile, back in the Gulf, enough oil is spewing out every day to fuel a fleet of trucks for a year.

I exaggerate slightly (only slightly), but the truth of the matter is this: it’s a serious situation, an ecological disaster that will affect the the world for centuries. And that’s not an exaggeration.

And if it hits the Mississippi and makes its way north, then it’s going to seep into the farm belt. And Lake Michigan, the largest fresh water supply on the planet. Granted this is worst case scenario stuff, and I’m hoping that someone gets it together enough to make sure it doesn’t get that far. But it has seeped into the marsh lands, where it won’t be able to be removed.

My rant has turned into bitching.

I guess the take away here is this: even if it’s in the news less, it hasn’t gone away. It’s a serious situation. And remember it when gas prices go up to $5 a gallon again.

└ Tags: bp, gulf spill, oil, oil spill
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Temple: Assassin 27

July 5th, 2010 | by Trevor
Posted In: web comics

Seymour and Marielle making some love.

This story’s almost over, and then there will be some important announcements! Stay tuned!

└ Tags: kama sutra, karma sutra, knocking boots, love, making love, marielle, sex, seymour
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