@$$hole! #90: Pha-Q Internet Dating

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Honestly, I was going to start another arc today, but was called into another interview last-minute out of state and had to make plans FAST. I’ll try to start the arc on Friday (this is what I get for not having a buffer in place before I start updating more often).

Sorry that the transition between the subject and the punchline is so random, but that doesn’t make either of these points less true. Internet dating hasn’t provided me any quality results in either friendship or dating (I’ve met some interesting people that I’d like to keep in touch with, but unfortunately the feeling does not appear to be mutual – or they suffer from M-TV inspired ADD and just lose interest), but it has given me a few funny stories that I may explore much later.

And also, Dane Cook isn’t very funny. I’m funnier than Dane Cook. Well, at least I’m less obnoxious.

Check back Friday for more!